Humor
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Does Mars Need Women?
This one is a touch early, but I’ve electrifying plans for Valentine’s Day, plans involving a microchip, some silicone, a tube of lip-gloss, and lots and lots of whipped cream. As a matter of fact, these thoughts have stewed in my mind since driving home and catching David Levy on AM radio talking about his… Continue reading
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The Tangled Dream of a Neoplatonist in Campania
A.D. 260, somewhere in Campania, a Neoplatonist sleeps among a multitude of empty amphorae after a heated debate with a Cretan who also happened to be a Cynic and a follower of Menippus. This was his tangled dream… Mind (Nous) and Soul (Psyche) take a stroll through paradise on the newly minted Earth. And there… Continue reading
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My Morning Commute as 007
In 2008 I worked at a college that required an hour commute. To amuse myself, I would imagine myself as a different character each morning then compose a short story based loosely on my commute. Afterwards I would write them down and post them to my blog. They began as one-paragraph shorts, but with time… Continue reading
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Henry Kuttner’s Galloway Gallagher
“Are you a technician or a driveling idiot?” — “The Proud Robot” (1943) The story goes that science-fiction writer, Henry Kuttner, named his inebriated and gifted scientist “Gallagher” while writing “The Time Locker” then mistakenly called him “Galloway” when writing its sequel. And after realizing his error, Kuttner combined the names giving “Galloway Gallagher” his… Continue reading