Humor
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The Island
In the beginning only a few believed. Crusoe believed; he could not help himself for it was his theory in the end. In fact he worked out its location: it sat on the map inside the RAM of the BRUTE below The Center. For ten years he fed the BRUTE data on tides and temps… Continue reading
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Does Mars Need Women?
This one is a touch early, but I’ve electrifying plans for Valentine’s Day, plans involving a microchip, some silicone, a tube of lip-gloss, and lots and lots of whipped cream. As a matter of fact, these thoughts have stewed in my mind since driving home and catching David Levy on AM radio talking about his… Continue reading
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The Tangled Dream of a Neoplatonist in Campania
A.D. 260, somewhere in Campania, a Neoplatonist sleeps among a multitude of empty amphorae after a heated debate with a Cretan who also happened to be a Cynic and a follower of Menippus. This was his tangled dream… Mind (Nous) and Soul (Psyche) take a stroll through paradise on the newly minted Earth. And there… Continue reading
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The Bedrock Time Slip
This is a dream I dreamt where I was Fred Flintstone trapped in a George Jetson world. The entire dream is here more or less with some embellishment. The bed tilts me onto a conveyor belt that whisks me into the shower. Along the way, a vacuum sucks off my nightshirt; spigots open and shower… Continue reading
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Once Again the End Is Nigh
Texas. July 2015. The world is ending. The date is set. And this time it happens on Wednesday. It’s funny. People hate things like the IRS, but love things like the end of the world. I admit it’s exciting. It has zest. And it’s the period at the end of humanity’s long sentence. It’s big… Continue reading