Revenge of the Fallen (A Political Tale)

We’ve all been there—you’re in the market for a reliable car or truck or F-22 and after bringing it home, it transforms into a malevolent robot with aspirations for world domination. This happens is politics—you’re in the market for a representative that lives up to those many campaign promises. Unfortunately when many of these elected officials take office, they transform; they’re Decepticons. Let’s do the role call.

 

Revenge of the Fallen

The Players

Democrat John Kerry as point man…………….Megadeath

Democrat Barack Obama………………………….Swindle (formerly Sideways)

Republican John Boehner………………………….Dead End (formerly Barricade)

Republican John McCain………………………….Mindwipe (formerly Blackout)

Democrat Nancy Pelosi……………………………..Crankcase

Republican Eric Cantor……………………………..Needle Nose (formerly Crowbar)

Democrat Dianne Feinstein……………………….Mud Flap

Republican Lindsey Graham……………………..Long Haul

Democrat Harry Reid………………………………..Stranglehold

Republican Peter King………………………………Trigger Happy

Democrat Joe Biden………………………………….Blowpipe

And Hillary Clinton………………………………….Bonecrusher

 

The Lackeys

Secretary of War, Chuck Hagel…………………….Dirt Boss

Joint Chiefs of Staff, Martin Dempsey………….Kickback

NSA, James Clapper……………………………………Ransack

 

The Prime Mover

The Military Industrial Complex…………………The Fallen

 

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